The Bleach Never-Ending Story!!!

[Popcornland]

The crazy, no-sense-at-all, super Bleach NEVERENDINGSTORY!


Rules is simple:

One sentance per post. No two-posts inna row.

I begin:

Ichigo woke up in his bed.

[Kawaii]

and went to the bathroom

[Chained to Desire]

Is there a word limit?

But Rukia was in there

[Keroude]

Rukia shoves one of her dresses over Ichigo's head

[Kawaii]

ichigo's trying to stop rukia

[bite down hard!!]

ichigo's trying to stop rukia

ichigo's dad walks in on them.

[Chained to Desire]

But then Ichigo sprayed hair spray in Isshin's Eyes

[bite down hard!!]

But then Ichigo sprayed hair spray in Isshin's Eyes

after which he grabs her and runs out of his room.

[Avi]

They went to a secret little corner

[Popcornland]

(No word limit. As long as it's in one sentence alone. Although word limits aren't the most important with this game, wich is to have some fun.)

And decided to let Kon, who had been screaming for the last half an hour, out of the garbage can.

[Dr. Impz]

As they think of a plot in which to keep the noisy kon quiet, they realise that something is amiss in the surroundings.

Long sentence ya ^_^

[Popcornland]

Ichigo took a closer look, and yes! There WAS an old woman in the window carrying a stick!

[therani]

Rukia, realizing that the old woman has overheard a stuffed animal screaming, quickly leaps into action, and zots the woman with her memory changer!

[Glitch87]

afterwhich, ichigo and rukia have a nice cup of coffee at starbucks.

[Powarun]

At starbucks, a small hollow begins to turn over coffee tables.

[okami]

The Hollow was dressed in a pink frilly dress, a dress that would have made all but the most staunch of spirit cringe with fright.

[Avi]

Which caused Ichigo & Rukia to laugh at the hollow till it cried it's mask off and

[Kawaii]

and the hollow joined them for a cup of coffee :D JK

[Avi]

But it spilt the coffee all over it's mask and it burned it off.. causing it to become..

[Neko-Sama]

freddy kreuger who then cut off Ichigos and Rukias head, killing them undoubtedly.

[Zaraki]

at which point Urahara and Ishida appear, ishida stiches the heads back on and Urahara Uses a high level Kidou to rebind the bodies, all the while the hollow is trying to eat its dress.

[Avi]

Then a cat came along.. Urined on Freddy and then Freddy ate it..

[hatakechie]

then freddy 'bluergh'ed it out as the cat tasted nasty.

[clickmon]

As Ichigo recovers conciousness, Isshin kicks him in the chest while shouting out "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME BAAAAAAAACK IIIIIIIIIIICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOO!".

[hatakechie]

ichigo blocks the kick easily and gives his dad a hook on the stomach, POW!

[Avi]

And as teh Hollow is fighting Rukia and almost taking her apparel..

[Bleach X]

Then stops and wonders when mods are going to move this to spam central before attacking again.

[Dr. Impz]

Looking intensly at the hollow that is in front of them, ichigo looks on toward Rukia, the lady that he swore to protect at all costs.

Another super long sentence ^_^

[hatakechie]

rukia bops ichigo's head with her shoe and yells, "I don't need any rescue!!"

[Gatomoshi]

then ichigo says..i have to tell u sumthing...

[clickmon]

"I .. I love RENJI!!!!" and everyone frozen in shock.

[Powarun]

The hollow then slowly backed away and began to run.

[Reaper]

Then out of nowhere emerged the hero, Don Kanonji, who killed the hollow with his super spirits stick.

[Popcornland]

Just gonna post the whole story here... Last one written by me :)


- Ichigo woke up in his bed.
- and went to the bathroom.
- But Rukia was in there.
- Rukia shoves one of her dresses over Ichigo's head.
- ichigo's trying to stop rukia.
- ichigo's dad walks in on them.
- But then Ichigo sprayed hair spray in Isshin's Eyes.
- after which he grabs her and runs out of his room.
- They went to a secret little corner.
- And decided to let Kon, who had been screaming for the last half an hour, out of the garbage can.
- As they think of a plot in which to keep the noisy kon quiet, they realise that something is amiss in the surroundings.
- Ichigo took a closer look, and yes! There WAS an old woman in the window carrying a stick!
- Rukia, realizing that the old woman has overheard a stuffed animal screaming, quickly leaps into action, and zots the woman with her memory changer!
- afterwhich, ichigo and rukia have a nice cup of coffee at starbucks.
- At starbucks, a small hollow begins to turn over coffee tables.
- The Hollow was dressed in a pink frilly dress, a dress that would have made all but the most staunch of spirit cringe with fright.
- Which caused Ichigo & Rukia to laugh at the hollow till it cried it's mask off and
- and the hollow joined them for a cup of coffee :D JK
- But it spilt the coffee all over it's mask and it burned it off.. causing it to become..
- freddy kreuger who then cut off Ichigos and Rukias head, killing them undoubtedly.
- at which point Urahara and Ishida appear, ishida stiches the heads back on and Urahara Uses a high level Kidou to rebind the bodies, all the while the hollow is trying to eat its dress.
- Then a cat came along.. Urined on Freddy and then Freddy ate it..
then freddy 'bluergh'ed it out as the cat tasted nasty.
- As Ichigo recovers conciousness, Isshin kicks him in the chest while shouting out "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME BAAAAAAAACK IIIIIIIIIIICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
- ichigo blocks the kick easily and gives his dad a hook on the stomach, POW!
- And as teh Hollow is fighting Rukia and almost taking her apparel..
- Then stops and wonders when mods are going to move this to spam central before attacking again.
- Looking intensly at the hollow that is in front of them, ichigo looks on toward Rukia, the lady that he swore to protect at all costs.
- rukia bops ichigo's head with her shoe and yells, "I don't need any rescue!!"
- then ichigo says..i have to tell u sumthing...
- "I .. I love RENJI!!!!" and everyone frozen in shock.
- The hollow then slowly backed away and began to run.
- Then out of nowhere emerged the hero, Don Kanonji, who killed the hollow with his super spirits stick.
- Everybody cheered and they all went for lunch at the roof with Ichigo's classmates.

[okami]

Ichigo opened his lunchbox and realized that Don Kanonji's spirit stick was inside!!

[fractic]

Suddenly the rooftop became crowded with Don Kanonji fans.

[Dr. Impz]

Then Don Kanoji screamed I smell evil spiritsssssss and everyone went MWHAHAHAHAHAH!

ok, lame sentence ^_^

[clickmon]

Don Kanoji pointed in the crowd "Over THERE!". The fans screamed in excitement even when a massive Hollow breaks out the roof.

[Kawaii]

Don looks around to find Ichigo.. but

[hatakechie]

ichigo is no where to be found!

[Zaraki]

KON who just happened to be out on his morning stroll, notices the cuffufle and springs on over....

[Kawaii]

and just when he's about to fight the hollow himself...

[Zaraki]

Aizen shows up :S...

[Kawaii]

OMG!! noo.. not Aizen, Kon thinks.. but then. we always have..

[Zaraki]

Ururu and Jinta to back us up ...

[fractic]

Seeing such a cute girl, Aizen suddenly ...

[Kawaii]

to fight the hollow.. but...

[Zaraki]

tripped and fell into ...

[Kawaii]

ichigos arms while ichigo is doing his best to..

[Zaraki]

b**** slap KON for leaving the house alone again...

[Kawaii]

and since kon need an explanation on why he left the house alone.. he said this:

[Zaraki]

Im seeing someone... Their name is...

[Kawaii]

Rukia-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

[Dr. Impz]

extremely adorable brother named Byakuya! (OMG, crowlie-chan gonna kill me ^_^)

[hatakechie]

suddenly byakuya appears out of no where and gave ichigo the shock of his life.

[Neko-Sama]

he was wearing a lyrca/leather bondage uniform and had nothing covering his ***, he asked Ichigo if he wanted to play while everyone ran away from Byakuya . when they stopped running they found themselves in england and outside Buckingham palace

[Kawaii]

and Ichigo just starred at Byakya .. and he said:

[hatakechie]

'what the hell i don't swing that way!' and ichigo flees as quickly as he could

[Kawaii]

but Byakya is faster.. and he...

[hatakechie]

byakuya overruns ichigo, chains him and drags him away.

[SpectralElegy]

But just then Yourichi shows up and interupts byakuya with her super-speedy attack!

[hatakechie]

'you ain't taking my boy toy!' she yelled at byakuya

[fractic]

You allready got Renji, so ichi is mine!

[hatakechie]

You allready got Renji, so ichi is mine!

LMAO. :D

a certain redhaired shinigami then appeared, saying "did i hear my name?"

[Neko-Sama]

the red haired shinigami was Renji in disguise, he has a plastic nose,glasses and moustache set on and looked hilarious, he then tied a string to byakuya's hand and pulled him away through a gate into soul society. Yoruichi stared at ichigo and said "Ichigo i want to touch your.....

[hatakechie]

the red haired shinigami was Renji in disguise, he has a plastic nose,glasses and moustache set on and looked hilarious, he then tied a string to byakuya's hand and pulled him away through a gate into soul society. Yoruichi stared at ichigo and said "Ichigo i want to touch your.....

LMAO. renji in disguised! good one, neko-sama!

ichigo freaks out, yelling 'what the hell do u wanna touch!!??' but yoruichi was fast...

[Popcornland]

"Nooooooo!" ichigo screamed. "I really intended too eat that cookie!" he continued after seeing his snack meal crumble in the hands of yoruichi.

[SpectralElegy]

After finishing the cookie, yourichi changes into her cat form and sprints away into the arms of...

[Kawaii]

Ahh.. spec-san.. long time no see..

Urahara.. and Urahara says

[i_heart_ichigo]

"i see you dyed your hair Purple, Yoruichi-chan"

[Kawaii]

it's b/c you like purple Urahara

[SpectralElegy]

Ahh.. spec-san.. long time no see..
Yeah, I went away for the day! But I'm back!
...

And with that Urahara sweeps up Yourichi (cat form) and starts to toss her in the air all while singing happily! (Like he did in the anime)

[i_heart_ichigo]

Suddenly, Yoruichi's tummy began to rumble.. causing a hairball to fly onto Urahara's hat.

[Kawaii]

welcome back..

Yoruichi screams at Urahara to stop and when he doesn't she...

[SpectralElegy]

Jumps on his head and changes back into human form, knocking urahara to the ground

[Kawaii]

and Urahara gets back up and he...

[Neko-Sama]

doesn't see where hes going and puts his head between her crotch, as yoruichi's face turns red Urahara is screaming "LET ME OUT WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS."

Yoruichi kicked him and told him that he shouldn't hav touched her there (lmfao)

Meanwhile, inside Urahara's shop Jinta tied Ururu to the bed and start to unzip her...

[Kawaii]

dress and ururu says....

[Neko-Sama]

"Be gentle, i haven't done this before." while Jinta says "Shut up you stupid girl your only made for this" (LMFAO) as he gropes her ^^

[Kawaii]

OMG Neko-sama.. what r you thinkin of? :p

"no jinta.. be careful. it hurts.. " [LMAO]

[Kawaii]

where the hell is this story going?? :D:p

[Neko-Sama]

(do u really want to know?)

Ururu says while shaking in pain. Jinta says "But i've only put it in a little bit"

Meanwhile Yoruichi hears Ururu's cries for helps and runs into the room and cuts off Jinta's head.
Yoruichi says "You'll be safe now" as she unties Ururu's ropes on her arms and legs.

As yoruichi hugs her and puts her head between her enormous boobs, Ururu gets oddly aroused by yoruichi's...

(hehe :D i finish 1 dodgy thing off and start another)

[Kawaii]

oh man Neko-sama.. why did you do that for??

boobs.. ururu then says to yoruichi that she is...

[Satatik]

This threat should be ****ing locked.

[Neko-Sama]

"madly in love and that they should have some hardcore S&M sessions starting now" Yoruichi agrees and lets Ururu strip her and tie her to the bed....

(lol get me away!)


This threat should be ****ing locked.

lol shut up and stop swearing Beanboy

[Kawaii]

and just when they're about to begin Urahara comes.. :p

[Neko-Sama]

and tells em that "Ichigo has become a hollow"

[SpectralElegy]

so with those simple words, everybody refocuses and gathers their weapons for an intense battle.

[Neko-Sama]

(lol hello spectral i'm not allways pervy)

they found ichigo outside with the body of sado and ishida dead behind him

[clickmon]

Yoruichi screams "What have you done, Ichigo!"
Ichigo looks up at the group with menacing glowing red eyes behind his 6 striped mask. "Kukuku" Ichigo chucked and began to charge.

[SpectralElegy]

As he's charging yoruichi screams..."I'm sorry I ate your cookie!!!"

[Neko-Sama]

Ichigo stops charging and the mask breaks off, "O ok, but you must repay me with sex" Yoruichi agrees and takes ichigo into the backroom. She looks at Ichigo and said "i told you i wanted to touch it" (LMFAO)

[SpectralElegy]

But suddenly from behind them...you hear the shout of "benihime"

[Neko-Sama]

Urahara attacks Ichigo "How dare you try and de-flower my yoruichi!" Ichigo jumps back with Zangetsu at hand "if you haven't noticed that happened a long time ago" They then both made holes in the roof and jumped out onto the roof where they sat down and started to fight a different way....Urahara and Ichigo had a fight to see who could hold the most sake

[SpectralElegy]

lol!!!

Ishiin just happens to be wandering around the area and looks up to see Urahara and Ichigo chugging the alcoholic beverage on the roof.

[clickmon]

"I wanna join!" Isshin shouts, so he leaps onto the rooftop and asks to join in. Urahara says...

[Kawaii]

sure sure.. welcome Isshin :D

[Neko-Sama]

they both sat there consuming countless bottles of sake :D soon they noticed a big crack in the world had appeared.

A menos grande came out of the whole and sat down, he then pulled one of his hands out of the crack and had a sake bottle as big as a skyscraper and as fat as 500 houses :D He sat there and consumed the whole lot in 1 mouth full then another menos grande came through, kicked the drunk menos up the *** and watched him fall over drunk...

[Cloud28]

Kenpachi comes out from nowhere and "BANKAI"

[Dr. Impz]

With that, a enormous beam of spiritual energy starts to resonate around the area, blasting off several buildings with it.

[Rijama]

Out of the smoke comes out 16 Kenpachi's, all with the same amount of spiritual pressure when Kenpachi takes his eyepatch off.

[clickmon]

Out of the smoke comes out 16 Kenpachi's, all with the same amount of spiritual pressure when Kenpachi takes his eyepatch off.
Holy ****, that's a deadly Ban Kai


Ichigo spits out his sake in the sight of the 16 Kenpachi's.
"Time for our rematch, KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!" cries the Kenpachi's, releasing their terrorizing skull auras.

[Reaper]

But suddenly Don Kanonji jumps in between Ichigo and Zaraki

[Icy]

But the un-godly smell of Kon quickly forced Ichigo to put him back in again. :D

[Dr. Impz]

Then Don Kanoji started to invite both the "boy" (remember he called ichigo that) and Kenpachi to go on his new show, the Ghost Raiders and they thought of joining it.

Wooh, long sentence ^_&

[okami]

Jinta jumps in and screams "NOOO!! That Don Kanonji is a fake!! He's a Hollow hybrid that's trying to trick all of you!!!"

[speedphantom]

Then Don Kanonji unzips his bright blue stylish vest exposing a hole in his chest and lets out a terrifying roar of "I AM A BAD SPIRIT!"

[Reaper]

After shouting "I AM THE TRUE MESSENGER OF HELL" Don Kanonji used his spirits stick to open the gates of hell and out popped none other than

[Rijama]

A little dog who barked and went back into hell.

[okami]

Suddenly the dog reappeared and kidnapped Rukia!

[Rijama]

which in fact was just her souless gigai and the real Rukia is somewhere in...

[Popcornland]

Posting the WHOLE story again... last sentance done by me...

Neko-Sama... Be sure not to write things that may offend others. I'm sure you didn't intend to offend with what you're writing, but just be a little careful in the future.

....

- Ichigo woke up in his bed.
- and went to the bathroom.
- But Rukia was in there.
- Rukia shoves one of her dresses over Ichigo's head.
- ichigo's trying to stop rukia.
- ichigo's dad walks in on them.
- But then Ichigo sprayed hair spray in Isshin's Eyes.
- after which he grabs her and runs out of his room.
- They went to a secret little corner.
- And decided to let Kon, who had been screaming for the last half an hour, out of the garbage can.
- As they think of a plot in which to keep the noisy kon quiet, they realise that something is amiss in the surroundings.
- Ichigo took a closer look, and yes! There WAS an old woman in the window carrying a stick!
- Rukia, realizing that the old woman has overheard a stuffed animal screaming, quickly leaps into action, and zots the woman with her memory changer!
- afterwhich, ichigo and rukia have a nice cup of coffee at starbucks.
- At starbucks, a small hollow begins to turn over coffee tables.
- The Hollow was dressed in a pink frilly dress, a dress that would have made all but the most staunch of spirit cringe with fright.
- Which caused Ichigo & Rukia to laugh at the hollow till it cried it's mask off and
- and the hollow joined them for a cup of coffee JK
- But it spilt the coffee all over it's mask and it burned it off.. causing it to become..
- freddy kreuger who then cut off Ichigos and Rukias head, killing them undoubtedly.
- at which point Urahara and Ishida appear, ishida stiches the heads back on and Urahara Uses a high level Kidou to rebind the bodies, all the while the hollow is trying to eat its dress.
- Then a cat came along.. Urined on Freddy and then Freddy ate it..
then freddy 'bluergh'ed it out as the cat tasted nasty.
- As Ichigo recovers conciousness, Isshin kicks him in the chest while shouting out "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME BAAAAAAAACK IIIIIIIIIIICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
- ichigo blocks the kick easily and gives his dad a hook on the stomach, POW!
- And as teh Hollow is fighting Rukia and almost taking her apparel..
- Then stops and wonders when mods are going to move this to spam central before attacking again.
- Looking intensly at the hollow that is in front of them, ichigo looks on toward Rukia, the lady that he swore to protect at all costs.
- rukia bops ichigo's head with her shoe and yells, "I don't need any rescue!!"
- then ichigo says..i have to tell u sumthing...
- "I .. I love RENJI!!!!" and everyone frozen in shock.
- The hollow then slowly backed away and began to run.
- Then out of nowhere emerged the hero, Don Kanonji, who killed the hollow with his super spirits stick.
- Everybody cheered and they all went for lunch at the roof with Ichigo's classmates.
- Ichigo opened his lunchbox and realized that Don Kanonji's spirit stick was inside!!
- Suddenly the rooftop became crowded with Don Kanonji fans.
- Then Don Kanoji screamed I smell evil spiritsssssss and everyone went MWHAHAHAHAHAH!
- Don Kanoji pointed in the crowd "Over THERE!". The fans screamed in excitement even when a massive Hollow breaks out the roof.
- Don looks around to find Ichigo.. but
- ichigo is no where to be found!
- KON who just happened to be out on his morning stroll, notices the cuffufle and springs on over....
- and just when he's about to fight the hollow himself...
- Aizen shows up :S...
- OMG!! noo.. not Aizen, Kon thinks.. but then. we always have..
- Ururu and Jinta to back us up ...
- Seeing such a cute girl, Aizen suddenly ...
- to fight the hollow.. but...
- tripped and fell into ...
- ichigos arms while ichigo is doing his best to..
- b**** slap KON for leaving the house alone again...
- and since kon need an explanation on why he left the house alone.. he said this:
- Im seeing someone... Their name is...
- Rukia-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
- extremely adorable brother named Byakuya!
- suddenly byakuya appears out of no where and gave ichigo the shock of his life.
- he was wearing a lyrca/leather bondage uniform and had nothing covering his ***, he asked Ichigo if he wanted to play while everyone ran away from Byakuya . when they stopped running they found themselves in england and outside Buckingham palace
- and Ichigo just starred at Byakya .. and he said:
- 'what the hell i don't swing that way!' and ichigo flees as quickly as he could
- but Byakya is faster.. and he...
- byakuya overruns ichigo, chains him and drags him away.
- But just then Yourichi shows up and interupts byakuya with her super-speedy attack!
- 'you ain't taking my boy toy!' she yelled at byakuya
- You allready got Renji, so ichi is mine!
- a certain redhaired shinigami then appeared, saying "did i hear my name?"
- the red haired shinigami was Renji in disguise, he has a plastic nose,glasses and moustache set on and looked hilarious, he then tied a string to byakuya's hand and pulled him away through a gate into soul society. Yoruichi stared at ichigo and said "Ichigo i want to touch your.....
- ichigo freaks out, yelling 'what the hell do u wanna touch!!??' but yoruichi was fast...
- "Nooooooo!" ichigo screamed. "I really intended too eat that cookie!" he continued after seeing his snack meal crumble in the hands of yoruichi.
- After finishing the cookie, yourichi changes into her cat form and sprints away into the arms of...
- Urahara.. and Urahara says
- "i see you dyed your hair Purple, Yoruichi-chan"
- it's b/c you like purple Urahara
- And with that Urahara sweeps up Yourichi (cat form) and starts to toss her in the air all while singing happily! (Like he did in the anime)
- Suddenly, Yoruichi's tummy began to rumble.. causing a hairball to fly onto Urahara's hat.
- Yoruichi screams at Urahara to stop and when he doesn't she...
- Jumps on his head and changes back into human form, knocking urahara to the ground
- and Urahara gets back up and he...
- doesn't see where hes going and puts his head between her crotch, as yoruichi's face turns red Urahara is screaming "LET ME OUT WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS."
Yoruichi kicked him and told him that he shouldn't hav touched her there (lmfao)
Meanwhile, inside Urahara's shop Jinta tied Ururu to the bed and start to unzip her...
- dress and ururu says....
- "Be gentle, i haven't done this before." while Jinta says "Shut up you stupid girl your only made for this" (LMFAO) as he gropes her ^^
- "no jinta.. be careful. it hurts.. "
- Ururu says while shaking in pain. Jinta says "But i've only put it in a little bit"
Meanwhile Yoruichi hears Ururu's cries for helps and runs into the room and cuts off Jinta's head.
Yoruichi says "You'll be safe now" as she unties Ururu's ropes on her arms and legs.
As yoruichi hugs her and puts her head between her enormous boobs, Ururu gets oddly aroused by yoruichi's...
- boobs.. ururu then says to yoruichi that she is...
- "madly in love and that they should have some hardcore S&M sessions starting now" Yoruichi agrees and lets Ururu strip her and tie her to the bed....
- and just when they're about to begin Urahara comes..
- and tells em that "Ichigo has become a hollow"
- so with those simple words, everybody refocuses and gathers their weapons for an intense battle.
- they found ichigo outside with the body of sado and ishida dead behind him
- Yoruichi screams "What have you done, Ichigo!"
Ichigo looks up at the group with menacing glowing red eyes behind his 6 striped mask. "Kukuku" Ichigo chucked and began to charge.
- As he's charging yoruichi screams..."I'm sorry I ate your cookie!!!"
- Ichigo stops charging and the mask breaks off, "O ok, but you must repay me with sex" Yoruichi agrees and takes ichigo into the backroom. She looks at Ichigo and said "i told you i wanted to touch it"
- But suddenly from behind them...you hear the shout of "benihime"
- Urahara attacks Ichigo "How dare you try and de-flower my yoruichi!" Ichigo jumps back with Zangetsu at hand "if you haven't noticed that happened a long time ago" They then both made holes in the roof and jumped out onto the roof where they sat down and started to fight a different way....Urahara and Ichigo had a fight to see who could hold the most sake
- Ishiin just happens to be wandering around the area and looks up to see Urahara and Ichigo chugging the alcoholic beverage on the roof.
- "I wanna join!" Isshin shouts, so he leaps onto the rooftop and asks to join in. Urahara says...
- sure sure.. welcome Isshin
- they both sat there consuming countless bottles of sake soon they noticed a big crack in the world had appeared.
A menos grande came out of the whole and sat down, he then pulled one of his hands out of the crack and had a sake bottle as big as a skyscraper and as fat as 500 houses He sat there and consumed the whole lot in 1 mouth full then another menos grande came through, kicked the drunk menos up the *** and watched him fall over drunk...
- Kenpachi comes out from nowhere and "BANKAI"
- With that, a enormous beam of spiritual energy starts to resonate around the area, blasting off several buildings with it.
- Out of the smoke comes out 16 Kenpachi's, all with the same amount of spiritual pressure when Kenpachi takes his eyepatch off.
- Ichigo spits out his sake in the sight of the 16 Kenpachi's.
"Time for our rematch, KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!" cries the Kenpachi's, releasing their terrorizing skull auras.
- But suddenly Don Kanonji jumps in between Ichigo and Zaraki
- But the un-godly smell of Kon quickly forced Ichigo to put him back in again.
- Then Don Kanoji started to invite both the "boy" (remember he called ichigo that) and Kenpachi to go on his new show, the Ghost Raiders and they thought of joining it.
- Jinta jumps in and screams "NOOO!! That Don Kanonji is a fake!! He's a Hollow hybrid that's trying to trick all of you!!!"
- Then Don Kanonji unzips his bright blue stylish vest exposing a hole in his chest and lets out a terrifying roar of "I AM A BAD SPIRIT!"
- After shouting "I AM THE TRUE MESSENGER OF HELL" Don Kanonji used his spirits stick to open the gates of hell and out popped none other than
- A little dog who barked and went back into hell.
- Suddenly the dog reappeared and kidnapped Rukia!
- which in fact was just her souless gigai and the real Rukia is somewhere in...
- America, looking for a burger shop to rob as she hate them intensly after making her a little chubby in her former life.

[Neko-Sama]

(hehe sorry Popcorn ^^ everyone else found it LMAO :D)


Meanwhile in soul society, Byakuya had gotten out of his bondage outfit and gone to see captain Yamamoto, who was out in the hot springs. When Byakuya got there he saw yamamoto with his bankai out killing everyone he saw, when yamamoto saw Byakuya he....

[Kawaii]

ask byakya if he wants to join him...

[Neko-Sama]

tomorrow, as hes going Bungee jumping in australia because he wanted to see the wild...

[i_heart_ichigo]

Kangaroo-Hollow hybrids. They get a little crazy this time of year and..

[Neko-Sama]

are known to perform crazy mating rituals but most commonly known to do acts of cannabalism while in a civil war with themselves. Yamamoto thought it would make a good trip so he told Byakuya to invite the other captains aswell

[clickmon]

Byakuya accepts and went to his room to pack up before telling the other captains; in his room, he sees...

[i_heart_ichigo]

none other than Shunsui, who has drinken quite a bit of sake already.

[clickmon]

Byakuya carefully pulls his clothes out from under Shunsui's bloated body and puts them in his suitcase with Renji stickers on them, there was a knock on the door, it was...

[i_heart_ichigo]

the lovely lovely Nanao-chan. She had come to pick up Shunsui once again; Shunsui..

[Neko-Sama]

woke up "o gosh my nanao-cha~~~~~~~~n, would you like to join me?" he got up and then fell back down...

[i_heart_ichigo]

knocking over the sake bottle, spilling sake on all of Byakuya's stuff. Nanao-chan..

[Neko-Sama]

hit him on the head with her fan leaving a big red mark on his forehead (lmao), he got back up and said "i'm sorr..." he fell over again pulling at what Nanao was wearing and ripped the front of what she was wearing. She blushed and quickly ran off too....

[i_heart_ichigo]

fix her robe. 'd*mn that shunsui' she thought to herself. As she was running she happened to bump into..

[Neko-Sama]

Matsumoto Rangiku, she ran straight into her boobs and fell over, ripping Rangiku's top aswell...

[Zaraki]

Hinamori (in her skimpies) Running off to do her weekly wash with a Huge pile of laundry covering her face also manages to fall into the pile of half naked women, baring her chest in the process

[kotnsoft]

and then kon and isshin appear out of nowhere and ogle at nakedness that they are seeing.

[Neko-Sama]

(w00t Hinamori , Nanao and rangiku are now topless lmao)

As they all looked at eachother topless, they got up and ran to Hinamori's room as it was the cloest and locked the door...

[Zaraki]

As they run into hinamoris room they see Soi Fong sat on the bed....also topless....

[Neko-Sama]

The 4 topless girls all rushed quickly around the room trying to find something that would fit them

[kotnsoft]

(whats with all the toplessness?)
while they were trying to get dressed, hanatarou burst through the doors having seen the girls run in there and thought that they were hurt

[Zaraki]

Hanatarou goes a funny shade or purpley red as all they could find is Hinamoris Bondage gear that was strangely...

[Madeeow]

let locked up in a secret room...

[Neko-Sama]

(lol 5some anyone?)

Hanatarou stares for a minute, then rangiku pushes him onto the bed and all the girls...

[Zaraki]

pull out their Zanpaktou...

[Neko-Sama]

and cut off his manhood, Hanatarou...

[Madeeow]

and cut off his manhood, Hanatarou...

[omg ?! nasty XD]

hanatarou goes for plastic surgery and the doctor is...

[Zaraki]

Zaraki Kenpachi, whos only implement seems to be his sword

[Madeeow]

hanatarou gives it try, and finds the assisants are...

[Neko-Sama]

all clones of Aizen, one of the clones of aizen cast a illusion that Hanatarou has not lost his man hood

[Zaraki]

oddly he finds the aizens extremely hot...Which starts his blood racing...Due to the fact that he doesnt have anything in the manhood region, blood just starts gushing everywhere...Old man Yama comes in and quaterizes the wound with Ryuujin Jaaka, leaving hanatarou more than a little hot downstairs, which...

[Neko-Sama]

burns off his legs then kills him, everyone laughs and throws his bdody in the bin

[Madeeow]

while all thats happening renji prepares to confess to...

(er should we move on...?)

[Zaraki]

Givin Zabimaru more than his fare share of lovin....:S

[Neko-Sama]

EDIT: and that he was really gay and loved Byakuya

[Madeeow]

renji was quickly rejected, byakuya tries 2 revive his wife

[kotnsoft]

by using alchemy and

[Madeeow]

uses rukia as sacrafice

[Neko-Sama]

but he doesn't do it succesfully and gets sent to the other side of the gate, where he ends up in ww2, right next to ADOLF HITLER, Hitler tells him in german "go back home you silly slag" Byakuya is quickly shot in the head with a Kar98k (thats a german ww2 rifle). Meanwhile Byakuya's wife has appeared as a Homonculi and has started to kill people all over SS until she meets Ukitake and he asks her if she wants to play with his big long....

(sword or? ;) )

[kotnsoft]

weiner dog. she accepts and

[Neko-Sama]

(weiner dog? wtf lol)

starts to play with it, until she hears "SNAP TOBIUME" a pink ball of spirit force comes and blows the Homonculi away, which blows off her head. The Homonculi stole Ukitake's Zanpakutou and runs at Hinamori and stabs her which kills her... Ukitake then laughs and walks away...

[kotnsoft]

(lol its like the duchhound or something)

petting his weiner dog.

[Neko-Sama]

the dog then bites Ukitake's hand and runs away, it runs up to the Homonculi and bites the Homonculi's ***, the *** was that Homonculi's weakness and it exploded into a puff of smoke then vanished. The dog then turned into a Hollow,Shinigami,Dog Hybird and killed Ukitake

[kotnsoft]

(NOO not ukitake!)

yamamoto, who was watching near by, whistles and the dog happily returns to him

[Madeeow]

ichigo remembers when he was 4 yrs old he promised a girl that they would get into tokyo u together, so he tries and get into tokyo u and then...

[Djudge]

...this thread got moved to Spam Central before he moved into a girl's dormitory...

[BK9]

with Kon which didn't have the chance to enjoy the "view" and immediately got...

[okami]

Hinamori, who had just been tricked into a drinking session with Rangiku and was...

[Reaper]

surprised as the space time continuim messed up and soul society and modern japan fused into one whole thing, which caused Don Kanonji to gather a group of fighters to find out the cause of the mess up.

[speedphantom]

Don Kanonji and his Karakura Superheros decide to solve to problem by going back in a time, in their delorian time machine they created from a wreck found near train tracks, to the year 1985 BC in Soul Society

[Neko-Sama]

but it didn't work and they found themselves in Victorian england next to the King edward the 5th (yes its messed up lol)

[Popcornland]

who was eating a whole lot of cheese cake at the moment. He turned around to look at them and told his juggler to...

[pinkhime]

ask that group to entertain him.(aiks.i realli hav no idea wad's goin on)
out of a sudden, they found themselves teleported to urahara's place.His place was deserted somehow and there were some bloodstains...

[clickmon]

bloodstains: Be right back at 5 - Urahara
the Karakura rangers then found a sercet passway in the floor that leads to...

[BK9]

...a big, fat, pink gelatinious creature that transforms people into chocolate, or candy, and then...

[Yoshitsune]

gives them to Mayuri who then feeds them to the poor people of Rukongai making them crave the taste of human remains...

[marionette71088]

They became Mayuri's people eating army, and went into the real world led by Rukia(because Mayuri promised to revive her dead childhood friends).

[Popcornland]

But when encountering the real world, most of the army flees in fear when seeing...

[Reaper]

the dubbed version of bleach which was dubbed by 4kids

[PINOY]

Suddenly agents from Funimation showed up.

[BK9]

only to be killed by 4Kids' evil secret weapon , "censorship" and the old weapon that killed Escaflowne, the "Anime-Butchering Knife"

[Popcornland]

then the fans of bleach appears. They tell the all f***ed up characters to shut up and one of them grabs Ichigo (who apparently had the same voice as Ash Ketchum(Ketchum = Cath 'em... get it?) from pokémon), sticks his hand down his throat, says: "now, this will cure ya, son!" (in japanese of course) and pulls up the ....

[Reaper]

Hougyoku, which will change all badly dubbed animes into subbed animes, retaining the original japanese voices with only the touch of professional translated subs! And so the anime world was saved thanks to the Bleach fans.. or so they thought, for Aizen showed up with

[Yakamashi]

the licensed dvd of bleach and a contract forbidding anime subbers to sub bleach and

[okami]

a zanpakutou that would annihilate all fansubbers!! He then started to..

[BK9]

to jail fansubbers without food!!! and order pizza, which he ate in front of them to piss them off, but here comes an unexpected mystery man/woman that...

[Reaper]

was armed with the power of 1,000,000 posts on BF. That person was none other than

[Popcornland]

The leader of "Sosialistisk Venstreparti" in Norway, Kristin Halvorsen! She had a heroic look in her eyes when she said:

[okami]

"I want to kidnap Kon!! Are you all with me?"

[Reaper]

but aizen said, "i won't allow crimes to comitted under my watch.. I will uphold justice!! Aizen Rangers, come!"

[Goncas]

And they appeared, jumping out of a truck.

[Dr. Impz]

And they did the whole "power rangers" dance and screamed, we are the Aizen rangers, fear our cuteness and loveliness!

[epicbard]

And they did the whole "power rangers" dance and screamed, we are the Aizen rangers, fear our cuteness and loveliness!
and from out of nowhere the Green ranger farted.

[Goncas]

And Aizen said: "Wow! That's a lethal one!"

[Dr. Impz]

Then they shouted with glee, "It's morphing time" and they form a uber huge and cute zanpaktou with fluffy wings and a cotton blade.

[shihouin]

Then the Aizen Rangers all jumped into their giant mecha which looks like a chibi Aizen, grabbed their fluffy zanpakutou and yelled "attack"!