Best insults and Comebacks!

[Gomen]

I got many of each!

Insults:

"Your Fat."
"Your Mom."
"You have no ****."

Comebacks to them:

"I"m not fat, your just stupid."
"I don't have a mom... :confused: "
"How would you know??"

not that funny but i use them often.

[kunoichi]

everyone i know seems to have this multi-purpose insult/comeback that they just use randomly in any context:

a: "you're such a ______."
b: "i'll show you ______!"
a: "you just did."

no matter what "_____" is, it always seems to work. makes no sense whatsoever, but it shuts people up. go figure. :p

[Nami]

Ever been with the Treated stuff? Ohhh that pissed me off. Stupid trends.

[Babbo]

beh..insults are stupid...the best way to end them is to threaten that person life...Babbo's found it to work on many occasions....