the worst/funniest pick up lines ever

[strange_one]

for some reason whenever i join a new forum i have to mkae a thread like this. if thers already a thread like this then delete it.

heres some i know.

did you just fart cause you just blew me away.
(heres one for band geeks) i'm a fermata hold me
are those space pants your wearing cause your *** is out of this world

[Babbo]

hi, I lost my virginity can I borrow yours???

[baki]

for some reason whenever i join a new forum i have to mkae a thread like this. if thers already a thread like this then delete it.

heres some i know.

did you just fart cause you just blew me away.
(heres one for band geeks) i'm a fermata hold me
are those space pants your wearing cause your *** is out of this world
Those lines sound like something out of a low budget movie.

[sado_segunda]

pick up line starts when you walk up to the girl and lick your finger and put it on her shirt

say baby how bout you and i go somewhere and get you out of those wet clothes...?

[monk3]

you meet a hot girl after school-

hey babe, how about my mom drive you and me to the movies?

[kokoninja]

The worst one I ever got

"Hey.. saw your profile on 1up. So...do you do lan parties?"

I almost DIED.

[Windúril]

The worst one I ever got

"Hey.. saw your profile on 1up. So...do you do lan parties?"

I almost DIED.

HAHA! Does he carry binders around under his arm? If he does, I would've smacked the **** out of that stuff and sent it flying everywhere. XD Oh wait...no I wouldn't...I'm a guy. o_O Though I suppose even us jocks *****slap from time to time like women. XD

[kokoninja]

Haha, he was actually doing the e-courting thing.
1up.com is a gamer community. And apparently it's a dangerous place to be if you're female and relatively decent looking, which I suppose I am.

He desperately wanted me to go to his party, he IMed me like everyday for a week and somehow found my LJ and myspace profiles.
It was very, very strange.

Needless to say, he got blocked. >___>

I don't mind meeting people online, some of my best friends and hardcore crush-objects I orignially met on the net at communities.
However, there are limits to how much hitting on you do before you meet in real life.

Srsly. Heed my advice, guys.

[SoulBerry]

"Magic 7 Numbers?"

actually, this is one of the best pick-up lines I've heard..

[gogo]

Haha, he was actually doing the e-courting thing.
1up.com is a gamer community. And apparently it's a dangerous place to be if you're female and relatively decent looking, which I suppose I am.



shut up!! i saw your picture - you are so cute (doing your cute...i mean intimidating pose) and pretty!

i guess that would make sense to be hit on in a gamer community (sorry if i'm completely stupid - but that's one where people play online games?) b/c it seems like mostly guys do it (i think) and if there are some cute girls around...well people seem to be a lot more free online than in real life

i'm not sure if this was a pick up line but the whole thing was funny - i was at a bar and this guy (thinning pony-tail, nasty smirk and all) looked me up and down and said "i dated an asian girl once...." (and he winked!)
the whole thing made me want to crack up so i said "yeah, i have to - several in fact" and smiled back and walked away

and monk3 - i would pay you money if i could witness you actually saying that to a girl who could drive with a straight face!

[kokoninja]

CUTE??
My bankai is DANGEROUS! XD LMAO
Thank you. I don't wouldn't say I'm pretty, but cute works.

Haha, Asian girls are like the ultimate treasure for any geeky american dude, beware.
Good comeback, though. I usually don't know what to say when I get hit on in real life. I get really nervous and start talking nonsense. That usually works, though. They walk away.
Online I'm sassy as anything, though. XD

Lemme think...
Haha, most of the pickup lines I've gotten are game-related, it's really sad.

This one guy IMed me once and went on for 20 minutes about how ugly he was and how he didn't understand why I'd talk to him.
And then he sent me a 48 minute video of him wrestling.

Some people are just strange.

[gogo]

Online I'm sassy as anything, though. XD

Lemme think...
Haha, most of the pickup lines I've gotten are game-related, it's really sad.

This one guy IMed me once and went on for 20 minutes about how ugly he was and how he didn't understand why I'd talk to him.
And then he sent me a 48 minute video of him wrestling.

Some people are just strange.

yes you are crazy.... i mean sassy :p!

why didn't you go for that guy - he sounds like such a romantic! i mean wrestling...come on now, don't tell me that doesn't make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

[D34th Ch1x0r]

lol, I was at work and one the younger male workers was all over a new female worker:
Guy-"Did it hurt?"
Girl-"...what?"
Guy-"When you fell from Heaven?"
Girl-"Freak, get away from me..." *she walked away*
I had to leave the room cause I couldn't stop myself from laughing at him.

[SoulBerry]

aw, can't she tell it was a compliment :D

although, the dude should try a more romantic way of going about it.

[Windúril]

CUTE??
My bankai is DANGEROUS! XD LMAO
Thank you. I don't wouldn't say I'm pretty, but cute works.

Haha, Asian girls are like the ultimate treasure for any geeky american dude, beware.
Good comeback, though. I usually don't know what to say when I get hit on in real life. I get really nervous and start talking nonsense. That usually works, though. They walk away.
Online I'm sassy as anything, though. XD

Lemme think...
Haha, most of the pickup lines I've gotten are game-related, it's really sad.

This one guy IMed me once and went on for 20 minutes about how ugly he was and how he didn't understand why I'd talk to him.
And then he sent me a 48 minute video of him wrestling.

Some people are just strange.

Right right...."relatively decent looking"....sure. Modesty is ok, but you don't have to be on a php board. ;)

Probably the worst pickup line ever is "I'm sorry for troubling you miss, it's just that when I look at you I feel the need to explode in my pants."

[kokoninja]

Oh pphshawwww.
XD;;;

[Jaburesu]

Oh crap, I know too many of these.
My favorite by far:
"Nice shoes, wanna bone?"

[gogo]

couple of "t-shirts for men" i got from a friend
hope i did the attachment right

[D34th Ch1x0r]

couple of "t-shirts for men" i got from a friend
hope i did the attachment right
LOL, wow...I've never seen those before. I'd have to worry about any guy I saw wearing stuff like that, seriously worry.

[aviet2k]

couple of "t-shirts for men" i got from a friend
hope i did the attachment right

lol funny shirts.

"Are you lost?" "Cuz i've never seen an angel so far from heaven" - never heard anyone say this... but i saw it somewhere.

[Soul Slayer]

LOL, wow...I've never seen those before. I'd have to worry about any guy I saw wearing stuff like that, seriously worry.

No no no...

Only worry if you see a GAY GUY come up to you wearing that...

THAN you're in trouble...

[Soul Oblivater]

boy:how are you doin
girl:fine
boy:i asked how you are doin not how you look
and this is why i don't have a girlfriend now.

[Mayura-chan]

Talking 'bout pick up lines, I found these on Astrology.com~ :p


Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio Your place or mine?

Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?


For some reason I like the Scorpio's one. It's so straightforward indeed~! XDDD

[Kuroneko-sama]

a friend of mine came up with this one:

guy acts like he's wasted
girl: What are you on?
guy: I wish I was on you ;)

[SoulBerry]

ah. that's so corny. he deserves the smack, the kick in the balls and the beating from decent guys who overheard.

I mean, dude, at least say something more engaging to preserve our image. Yea, I know we're all like that on the inside, but you didn't have to reveal it! -_-

[Enrich]

I made up this one a while ago:

Guy: If I were blind, I'd read you like a book.
Girl: What?
Guy: I'd feel all your bumps, oh!

[Slack3R9]

if you want bad pick up lines, just watch night at the roxbury, hehe, classic

couple i know otherwise,

nice shoes, wanna f*ck (gets all that "getting to know each other" bs out of the way)
that shirt is very becoming of you, and if i was on you, id be coming too

when im workin my game, i normally work off of other guys being assholes, ya know the whole "HEY BABY WHATS UP, WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE, YOU TOO FINE GIRL" you see the look of disguist on their face, wait a few steps, "just to let you know, not all of us are assholes" n start a simple conversation like that

or start it off with something simple, like before, saw a girl pushing those 3 wheeled bikes through the sand, "ya know, yer usually supposed to ride in side and pedal those" we laughed, then i thought, ah what the hell, ill go for it, ran to catch up n ran beside her "aaw come on that the best you can do?" kind of started talkin from there, went to a club together that night

my game is currently on the rack though, and might be permanently (with the way things are going with my current gf) but its aight, shes hot, im happy, its all good :)

[Soul Slayer]

Talking 'bout pick up lines, I found these on Astrology.com~ :p



For some reason I like the Scorpio's one. It's so straightforward indeed~! XDDD

I'm a scorpio and i can only sense the kiss of death or a death glare coming from THAT LINE!

[ichigo123]

worst pick up line Ive used:

wrote a song and sang it.

[Soul Slayer]

worst pick up line Ive used:

wrote a song and sang it.

Well i did that to a girl i was with for 4 years and it made her cry...in the good happy touched sense....not the OMG THIS IS AWFUL!

But yea...singing a song is a no no for a girl you don't know...

[Windúril]

Unless you're Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

[Enrich]

I used to get a lot of girls off stage... girls like guys who sing and play guitar in a band. <_<

[UltraSynapticSeizureNinja]

Here's a line I said to a girl once:

HOLY CRAP THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST BOOBS I'VE EVER SEEN!!! WANNA GO OUT LATER FOR SOME "TESTING"!

Needless to say I got slapped. And kicked. Ow.

[gogo]

Here's a line I said to a girl once:

HOLY CRAP THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST BOOBS I'VE EVER SEEN!!! WANNA GO OUT LATER FOR SOME "TESTING"!

Needless to say I got slapped. And kicked. Ow.

LMAO! you are a true ladies' man....

[UltraSynapticSeizureNinja]

LMAO! you are a true ladies' man....

They were HUGE though. What was I supposed to say?

[Enrich]

Lol.......

[gogo]

They were HUGE though. What was I supposed to say?

ma'am i think you have something stuck b/w there - we'd better go back to my place to get it out...

[UltraSynapticSeizureNinja]

LoL!

That'd get me arrested!

[Enrich]

ma'am i think you have something stuck b/w there - we'd better go back to my place to get it out...

HAHAHA you are just as bad!

[gogo]

synaptic:
not much worse than what you said!

[Enrich]

hehehehe yeah that was bad too but that was a joke I made with my friend. We were trying to make the worst one.

[PINOY]

From Dat Phan: "I bwander who stole de star from de sky an puut it in yo eyebawl." lol.

[Katsumaru]

dunno if these pos have been posted but "My feelings for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in." and also "Are you from Pearl Harbor? ...'Cause you're the bomb." lol freaking people in my classes are weird -.-