Holy Crap!!! You friggin have to read this!!!

[Babbo]

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

[Babbo]

Has nobody read this yet?????

I'm telling you!!! READI IT!!!!

[mgviperman]

i read it already!!!! this is funny as hell!!!!

[Divine Truth]

Oh man thats some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a while. This guy has my deepest simpathies. Oh yeah, don't you just love stereotypes? :D

[moonbean]

HAHAHAH!
IVE BEEN KANCHO-ED soooo many times!!!!!
depending on the person, it CAN be pleasant ^-^

[cloudthesecond]

wow this is something else

[shadoblak]

LMAO!!!



isnt kancho what hirako did to hiyori >_<"

[cloudthesecond]

and kakashi does to naruto in the early eps

[smidglet]

lmao

oh man now that would be an experience :D

*continues reading*

[Desken]

I guess the game goes on

[WhiteTiger05]

Hahaha, that is soo funny...I'm reading the second one now: "In the ghetto".....
japan has some supah pervs out there :p lol at "Kancho senses" haha..Nice find

edit: Woah, they automatically pass to the next grade?!? :eek: without doing any work at all????!!! :confused:

[kitsuneopal]

Oh thank you :)

It’s been so long since i have read something cool like this.

*laughs* :D

the next time sombody drags on about how nice and perfect japanese students are i will show them this.

They have problems just like any one else.

and Kancho......*remembers to pack iron undies if I ever go there*

[GWolf]

i guess this is one of the mature humour things... =.= lol

[cravenight]

Wow, this is so great, though how did you find it babbo. I was playing to do the jet program, but now i have to read more. This is like one of the funniest site in seen i a while.

[|FuHrEr|]

Haha, this is the funniest **** I have read in a long time.

And the sannensei are *******s. Okay, I know you're thinking it's a bit harsh to call some 15 year old kids *******s, but they really are. I can't generalize, there are a lot of good students who try hard, they really do. The rest are *******s though. They're trying so hard to be cool, which just isn't going to happen because

1. They're 15.
2. They don't listen in class, and just bother the ones who do, and thus are stupid.
3. You can leave your shirt untucked, roll up your skirt, unbutton your shirts, etc, but you're still wearing a school uniform, which will NEVER be cool.

There's more of course, but getting into it would require writing more of a novel than I'd like to. Unfortunately, Japanese Jr High Schools at least, have two rather silly rules.

1. The students have the right to attend class. So, no matter what they're doing, we can't kick them out. Also, there's nothing like detention.
2. No matter what, a student will pass through the grades and graduate. Even if he/she does ZERO work.

Think about that for a moment. You're 14 years old, in school. Someone tells you you can talk, skip class, basically do whatever you want, and not only *not* get in trouble for it, but you're going to graduate anyway? ....Yeah. So, this year we've got a lot of *******s. I consider it a good day when they all decide to skip, or put on their headphones, head for the back, and go to sleep.

Yes, this is a JAPANESE school. Surprising, aint it?

By far the worst are these two girls. Japan has a trend of young people dying their hair light brown/blonde and girls wearing lots of makeup. Okay, fine, whatever floats your boat, but you kind of figure it wouldn't extend to the 15 year olds. Not these two. Golden hair, more makeup than any respectable clown would wear, and they've got their skirts hiked up so far I don't know why they bother putting them on at all. I look at them and just see a waste of human parts. Yes, it's that bad.

[Aquarei]

*is currently reading*


*and laughing my *** off*

XD

[cravenight]

This is bad, i really have to study for my japanese final, but this is so funny. Must resist temptation.

[yume]

LMAO.....
just finished the first part...o.O"
*ish shocked*
hmm.....he sure had quite an experience

[Wesh]

got referred to this teachers page too one time. Seriously funny stuff. A hell of a nice read :)

[Rayl]

Oh that is funny. Such an awesome read XD

[Babbo]

wow ressurected after around 10 months lol

yeah this stuff is great though :d

[Rayl]

wow ressurected after around 10 months lol

yeah this stuff is great though :d

You should know that all the best threads are made ages ago XD

[thexwired]

i agree.

**** thats funny stuff.

[speedphantom]

That dude is insanely tough to put up with all that crap :eek:

Seriously didn't know Japanese schools were that screwed up :confused:

This teacher is quite a writer, he would be great doing stand up ;)

[DEATHGOD1]

This stuff is hillarous cant stop reading it XD

[cravenight]

This is seriously puting doubts in my head for the jet program, maybe i should just study at one the university instead of trying to teach.

[Divine Truth]

LOL, someone dug this thread up. I used to read these. They kinda got repetative after a while, but i do still check on it every now and then.

[Babbo]

he did more hate mail stuff....that's prolly the main reason why babbo's reading them again now ;D

[Divine Truth]

The hate mail ones absolutely the best. Why do those people even set themselves up to get put on blast for...propably a few thousand people to see? Whatever, I'm glad they do it XD

[BK9]

nice website, Babbo!!! that guy lived hell in japan apparently.. :eek::eek::eek:

I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my *** is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0.

[jetcape15]

cheers to the kancho! least you can say he'll never have a boring moment in his teaching career there.

[riqyn]

Defiently a dig from the past...knew I read this stuff before, still funny though :)

[therani]

My favorite so far:

"It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."

[Sinneth]

LOL I'm so bookmarking that!

[Pixie]

heehee!
kancho wtf!
im doin that to vamps when he gets back from new york!lol

[jodec123]

omg this is hilarious!
this is one of my favorite quotes: "One day the ichinensei were making skits to perform in English. I was walking around, checking the scripts, when one girl's script completely threw me off. She'd written "Hi! I'm ...... , the new English teacher. I like pain."

I stopped and asked her about this sentence. She explained that she didn't quite know how to spell "painting". Oh! Painting. Heh heh heh. Yes, that certainly makes sense. Painting is good.

She asked me what I thought she'd meant. I'm never telling."

[Babbo]

no this is without a doubt the best one :

Uh-huh. If you ever try that again, I will give you the biggest kancho in the history of Japan," I say. "General Tojo will feel it 60 years ago, and call his planes back before they get to Pearl Harbor. Got it?

[speedphantom]

This dude really needs to write comedy, that line is gold. :D

I know for sure I'd pay to see his show. :p

[Ramza]

my fav line
One girl thanked me for being her boyfriend at this school. I found this interesting for two reasons.

1. I was her boyfriend? That's something I would have liked to know. I guess my Gaijin Telepathy is getting a little rusty.
2. I was her boyfriend...at that school?! How many other boyfriends does she...no...wait...I think I'm better off not knowing.

[cloudthesecond]

I just love this thing its so funny every time i read it

[ogar555]

Freakishly funny. And updated too! *bookmarks*

[cloudthesecond]

now only oe question remains what exactly was the octopus

[epicbard]

now only oe question remains what exactly was the octopuslol. use your imagination

[Divine Truth]

Well, if the results of his "octopus" experience is typical...i don't think I want to know >_<

[Who]

I read these all, they are ****ing great.

[DjDoubleGlow]

lolo wow...i just read the 6th of this year....poor grandma...kinky- be all that you can be! XD! roflbomb!

[teknique]

Kancho hahaha now that would be a unique experience although i wouldn't want to go through that experience lol

[thericeeater]

haha. my little cousin used to do kancho all the time... like when she came from korea, andi was like whattt areyou doing/?? but in korea they call it dongchim. lol.

but yeah. this is pretty funny stuff.

[WhiteTiger05]

haha. my little cousin used to do kancho all the time... like when she came from korea, andi was like whattt areyou doing/?? but in korea they call it dongchim. lol.

but yeah. this is pretty funny stuff.
Dongchim?.......o.o sounds like food :p

I would hate if that happenned to me....i'd probably put my cousin in a life-long time out =P

It was soo funny when Naruto did that to kakashi though n__n

[Ramza]

lol at first i thought who ever wrote those was making it up...then i saw the pics...

[cravenight]

Yeah, it does sound like its not real, but i guess its true though, spoil my dreams of japan though.

[speedphantom]

Dongchim?.......o.o sounds like food :p

I would hate if that happenned to me....i'd probably put my cousin in a life-long time out =P

It was soo funny when Naruto did that to kakashi though n__nThere is a kancho in Bleach you know :eek:

Its in a later manga chapter between two minor characters. :D

[cravenight]

Yeah, there was, but it wasn't very important or memorable. Hiroko was just doing it so she would stop.

[h2orowe]

>_> <_< I'm from that forum... I've talked to Az before in a few threads... he's kinda cool I guess...

He gave me some dating advice -___-; cuz I made a thread before we switched over to Vbulletin... heh.. his advice was pretty bad...
-___-;;;

^^; Luckily I know more about it now....

That message board is quite fun. I suggest using it if you guys ever get bored. ^^ Alot of Bleach fans over there.

[cravenight]

Given his advice and his way of life, it not strange that his advice wouldn't be the best. eh, it would be cool to talk to him though.

[Griffith]

LOL please tell me that is a joke..

[cravenight]

What do you mean thats a joke, clairify and i will answer. I wonder where babbo went to haven't seen him in a really long time.

[cloudthesecond]

revival of the thread once again i have gotten so many people that almost all comps in my school library are be used to read these

[cravenight]

Ah, reviving a old thread. I haven't read this in a long while, since i have nothing to do i'll read it now.

[PINOY]

LMF'inAO! Dats some funny stuff!!! :D

Love the Dodgeball one!